15 of the Stupidest Song Lyrics of All Time

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How many times have you been singing along to a song on the radio while driving around and thought, “Wait, what did they just say?” And you swore they couldn’t have actually just sung what you thought they did because it was so incredibly stupid. Well, chances are you heard right. If you took the time to read all of the song lyrics ever written, you’d learn that a good number are some of the stupidest words ever strung together. We can come up with three explanations for stupid song lyrics:

1) Peyote

2) Musicians  just wanna keep us on our toes

3) Musicians no longer give a sh*t and are phoning it in

Our best guess is stupid song lyrics are a combination of 1 and 3.

Here are 15 of the stupidest song lyrics of all time: